Thursday, August 16, 2007

Sermon help --

Last night, as I was watching the news, one of my children asked whether she could use my computer for a moment. I said she could, as long as she added a paragraph to my sermon, which was on screen. This morning I found this brilliant point:

The most important thing to remember is to always tie your shoes. If you don't tie your shoes, you risk actually tripping on your laces!! Yes, that, and also there is a 65% chance that a small rodent will climb into your shoes and actually nibble away at your toenails – especially if you haven't trimmed them in a while. So there are actually two important things to remember: 1. Always Tie Your Shoes, and 2. Always Trim Your Toenails.

What do you think? Is it good? Shall I preach it?