We arrived home safely from Vancouver. Wow, the security at the airport! Good thing they did a real thorough check of my lovely little 5'2" wife. They made her stand with her arms outstretched and checked her for dynamite. Then they checked her shoes for plastic explosives. Yikes! A bit over the top, I thought. Since when are small WASP women the big threat to airport security? But, at least, we can feel good about ourselves that we are subjecting everyone to ridiculous security measures and not racial profiling, which would be the ultimate sin in multi-culti Canada.